I am now going to share all of the statistics of my life with you. Get excited.
Days that have passed since Spring Break ended: 2
Number of hours I have slept in the last three days (total): 14
Amount of minutes I have spent grading essays in the past four days: 1800
Amount of minutes I have spent with Jesus over the past four days: 18
Articles of clothing currently on my floor: 60
Cups of coffee drank in the past three days: 13
Tonight, I am not grading. I am sitting on my living room floor, in my pajamas, watching “Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader” and thinking that Jeff Foxworthy has an intensely creepy mustache.
I would love to write more, but I don’t have a brain. I’ll write more tomorrow. At Tara.