Monthly Archives: June 2010
Someday soon I am going to write a play. It’s going to be called, “Recession: The Musical.” It will be life-changing.
Just know that I have never wanted to punch someone so very much. Especially someone in such tiny, awkward shorty shorts… Continue reading
Me: “I need a job. What if I never get a job again, and I end up living in a box. Or a hollowed-out tree stump. ”
God: “Stop worrying.”
Me: “I’ll stop worrying when I’m rolling in the pretty pretty money again.”
God: “You know you’ve never actually rolled in money.” Continue reading