Monthly Archives: June 2010


Someday soon I am going to write a play. It’s going to be called, “Recession: The Musical.” It will be life-changing. Advertisements

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bike shorts bring out my angry side.

Just know that I have never wanted to punch someone so very much. Especially someone in such tiny, awkward shorty shorts… Continue reading

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the bermuda triangle.

Me: “I need a job. What if I never get a job again, and I end up living in a box. Or a hollowed-out tree stump. ”

God: “Stop worrying.”

Me: “I’ll stop worrying when I’m rolling in the pretty pretty money again.”

God: “You know you’ve never actually rolled in money.” Continue reading

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I hate watching sports.  Okay, I take that back.  I hate watching most sports.  During the Olympics, I am glued to the TV, and I watched the Bulls when they DIDN’T suck.  Outside of that, I hate watching sports. Here’s … Continue reading